by Eurydice (c) 1999

     Cunt sucking marks have been identified on the corpses of 900 victims so far.  The killercunts come into crowded city areas and allegedly toss themselves at helpless men.  They give no warning: no yelps or grunts are heard.  The sound of flesh being sucked and ripped is the first sign the pedestrians have that they are being attacked. 
     We quote the testimony of a rare survivor: "They rammed me again-st the trees in the (Central) park, I gasped, but I kicked and flung (the cunts) off my genitals, I knew that if I went down I faced a pro-longed tormenting ending, I yelled my lungs off.  I felt my life being taken from me drop by drop, chunk by chunk, trapped in the mouth of a crazed life beyond all appeal or humanity.  It was worse than rape."
     These events have caused worldwide shock.  Sympathetic heads of state expressed their deep concern to the mayor of New York.  Interna-tional men's groups are dispatching squads of men to replenish the declining male population of the city.  But even such volunteers are decreasing as the deadly sexual assaults receive more coverage.
     The new plague has replaced AIDS as the major public concern, since cunt assault is today the number one killer of men in New York.  AIDS seems harmless in comparison and has already faded from public memory; for, as some die-hard gay-rights activists have pointed out, "these cunts are much more democratic in their distribution of death."

                                             

A CUNTAMINATED CUNTRY

 

    The entire nation is alarmed.  Men feel endangered in their homes and in the company of other men.  This has caused panic among workers in such male-dominated industries as auto plants and the docks who are in the high-risk category.  Many of them failed to report to work this week.  Men refuse to go anywhere unaccompanied by women, as women have been respected and unharmed by the "beasts."  Dozens of bachelors have committed suicide in fear of a more horrendous end awaiting them.
     Yesterday at 9.20am. a man in L.I. allegedly saw his male-domina-ted household raided by the killercunts and two of his sons murdered. 
     According to what the anonymous L.I. victim, 52, a divorce, told the reporters from his hospital bed, he was having breakfast on Mon. at 9 a.m., when out of nowhere an army of little pink creatures broke in through the doors and windows and swooped down at his crotch.  Despite the pain, the victim, an NRA member, managed to grab his gun from a drawer with them hanging on to his flesh, and shoot at them.  It was impossible to aim well as they were terribly small and agile.  One of the bullets landed into the man's thigh, but he didn't know it until later, for the pull at his genitals was much more inten-se.  He was saved by his sons who just then walked into the kitchen.  The killercunts dispersed to attack the boys and he fled to a neigh-bor's.  The unfortunate father had 9 sons, of whom 2 were dead on the spot and the remaining 7 lie in critical condition in the hospital. 
     When the troops finally arrived, the killercunts realized they would be outnumbered and took off.  But the soldiers felt defeated. 
"I can't imagine what we'll do when they start hitting schools or mon-asteries!" a sergeant told reporters.  "I'll never forget the physical humiliation as long as I live! No man is safe on this earth any more!" the tragic father cried as he was taken away for plastic surgery.

                                                

DEADLY CUNT DOWN

 

    Daily reports of more wild-running cunts coming into N.Y. are alarming city officials.  Experts claim that the run-away cunts had been repressed.  So they emancipated themselves and began to hunt in packs.  They are multiplying to dangerous numbers. 
It is impossible to calculate how much havoc they have already caused, for many of the assaults go unreported.  The killercunts mostly attack men in remote suburbs and seedy areas of the city.  They "rage and rave and rant and raise the devil," residents report.  All city ambulance services and emergency rooms are on 24-hour stand by.
     No killercunts have been apprehended as yet.  Police hounds, spe-cially trained squads, guerrilla forces and the National Guard have pooled their resources and are hunting for them round the clock, but so far the police's only success has been to save the lives of partly devoured victims, after being called by neighbours who heard cries. 
     The police are distributing artist's renditions of the "beasts" based on survivors' descriptions.  They are the only pictures of them available, but the cunts do not look half as menacing as they are al-leged to be.  Until we know more about this menace, there is no hope.
     Psychiatrists and sex specialists have offered their services to help understand the "killer's motive" and interpret the killercunts' instincts.  No pattern of the killers' preferences has emerged howe-ver, other than gender.  They attack anywhere, any male. 
     There is no precedent for such unbridled sexual violence.  City officials have declared a state of emergency in N.Y.C.  If the city shuts down, including such nerve centers as Wall Street, the country and the rest of the world will feel the blow.  Suggestions of moving business headquarters to Washington are made but the manpower required and the costs involved for such an undertaking render it impractical.
     Lunch hour protest marches are being held in N.Y. and candlelight vigils are taking place.  Gun sales are skyrocketing.  Churches are overcrowded and priests work overtime to meet demands.  Group memorial services are now available. The victim toll has reached the 9000 mark.
     Men fear to travel alone and go out only accompanied by police escorts and bodyguards.  These precautions, however, have not reduced the number of men found dead in ditches and sideroads every morning.  Experts fear that, in a population as large and diversified as N.Y.'s, the cunt crisis may prove impossible to contain for some time. Killer-cunts are definitely mankind's new and possibly greatest scourge.

                                                        

NO DISCUNTENTED WOMEN

 

    Who are these women whose cunts are wreaking havoc?  This is the question everyone has been asking of late.  Why haven't they come out in public?  Where are the bodies that initially hosted all the dissa-tisfied cunts?  If the reasons for the killercunts' greed were esta-blished, many believe their lust could be controlled.  Yet, despite the authorities' guarantees of anonymity and free psychiatric help, N.Y. women have been indifferent to pleas for their cooperation.
     Meanwhile, as women are safe from the terror and walk the streets freely at any time, men have taken up to dressing as women to protect their lives, with reportedly positive results.  These antics seem to work well enough to lead the city's social agencies to advertise the practice.  At the same time, tests are conducted nationwide for the discovery of an antidote to the killercunt deadly bite. 
     So far there is proof that using women's antiperspirants can multiply a man's chances for survival.  Such products are now greatly in demand.  It is not known whether the killercunts have the sense of vision, but it is certain that they identify their victims by smell.  This explains why the majority of deaths have occured among physical laborers, joggers, dancers, athletes, gigolos and generally men who had been sweating or sexually active.  The official advice to every man is: Stay feminine, cool and celibate and go out only in the company of women.  Women, of course, have nothing to fear.

                                                                     

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     I think: We die for words every day. Why not die for a cunt?